Paladin
KC Hill
Craig Hill
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Oracle of DelphiOverheard on the tram.
November 14th 2006 06:41
“It doesn’t matter. Call him what you like, he’ll always be Jihad Jack to me.”
“Yeah, that’s right, I’m the guy that cut the guy’s leg off with an axe.”
“Mixed media. Huh, the artworks formerly known as prints.”
“Yeah he’s called Tank now. Reckons that makes him sound less like a wanker. Well he’s only one letter away from wank.”
“Why do they have Remembrance day on November 11th? Didn’t it happen on September 11th?”
“Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what’s for lunch.”
“I fought the lawyer and guess who won?”
“I gave them my fuckin’ reference, I gave them the fuckin’ money for the fuckin’ bond, I gave them the fuckin’ letter from my fuckin’ probation officer, why won’t they give me the fuckin’ flat?”
“She thinks she’s so fuckin’ hot. She thinks she’s God’s gift to masturbation.”
“Do you think the jelly that gets made into jelly babies has the same right to life that a real jelly baby has?
“Yeah, that’s right, I’m the guy that cut the guy’s leg off with an axe.”
“Mixed media. Huh, the artworks formerly known as prints.”
“Yeah he’s called Tank now. Reckons that makes him sound less like a wanker. Well he’s only one letter away from wank.”
“Why do they have Remembrance day on November 11th? Didn’t it happen on September 11th?”
“Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what’s for lunch.”
“I fought the lawyer and guess who won?”
“I gave them my fuckin’ reference, I gave them the fuckin’ money for the fuckin’ bond, I gave them the fuckin’ letter from my fuckin’ probation officer, why won’t they give me the fuckin’ flat?”
“She thinks she’s so fuckin’ hot. She thinks she’s God’s gift to masturbation.”
“Do you think the jelly that gets made into jelly babies has the same right to life that a real jelly baby has?
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Here's a quick conversation I friend of mine overhead on a tram:
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