Scott Rosenberg
jon
Overheard on the tram Vol. 2
1. "Oh God, why won't madonna adopt me?"
2. "I just got a letter - they say I'm disconnected."
3. "Why would she want to talk to me? I don't want to talk to me."
4. "have we passed it? have we gone past? was that it? yes. we're past. good."
5. "Two wrongs don't make a right - but three lefts do."
6. "A government order to stay at home? I should be so lucky. Does he get Foxtel?"
7. "Look at my eye. Can you see it? Can you see it? Oh God, tell me you can see it?"
8. "Look at his face. It looks like his neck threw up."
9. ''It's called a Johnny Howard. When you just slide over a touch. You know; a little creep."
10. "I can't seem to get out of standby mode. No matter what I push, nothing happens. Then eventually - back to sleep."
2. "I just got a letter - they say I'm disconnected."
3. "Why would she want to talk to me? I don't want to talk to me."
4. "have we passed it? have we gone past? was that it? yes. we're past. good."
5. "Two wrongs don't make a right - but three lefts do."
6. "A government order to stay at home? I should be so lucky. Does he get Foxtel?"
7. "Look at my eye. Can you see it? Can you see it? Oh God, tell me you can see it?"
8. "Look at his face. It looks like his neck threw up."
9. ''It's called a Johnny Howard. When you just slide over a touch. You know; a little creep."
LaurenD
Celebrity Obsession
Horrorphile