Scott Rosenberg
jon
Overheard 4
Overheard on the tram.
1. "Yeah,I may be completely drunk and fucked but even I can tell that's in your lap""
2. "If Colin wants a cigarette later, just tell him it's behind his ear"
3. "Do you think it'll be Sir Shane or St Shane?"
4. "Is it bad to say you like the smell of bushfire?"
5. "I'll have to let you go, I'm out of credit."
6. "I had such a bad hair year."
7. "Can you get a plastic surgeon to make you a new arse?'"
8. "Those sales are such a great chance to get half-price over-priced shit."
9. '"Did you tear up at the end? I did. I reckon there wasn't an un-lumpy throat in the house."
10. "If penguins live in the harshest climate in the world does that make them the bravest or the stupidest or are they just plain lazy?"
1. "Yeah,I may be completely drunk and fucked but even I can tell that's in your lap""
2. "If Colin wants a cigarette later, just tell him it's behind his ear"
3. "Do you think it'll be Sir Shane or St Shane?"
4. "Is it bad to say you like the smell of bushfire?"
5. "I'll have to let you go, I'm out of credit."
6. "I had such a bad hair year."
7. "Can you get a plastic surgeon to make you a new arse?'"
8. "Those sales are such a great chance to get half-price over-priced shit."
9. '"Did you tear up at the end? I did. I reckon there wasn't an un-lumpy throat in the house."
