Scott Rosenberg
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Overheard on the tram - Volume 6
1. "I always guarantee girls at least one orgasm. Mine."
2. "Don't touch. No. Leave boobs alone."
3. "Hey shut the fuck up. Don't call your little brother a dog. Jeez I don't know where you kids get that fuckin language"
4. "I lost my phone and all my numbers with it. Now I've got, like, no friends at all."
5. "You know when they say, "when you're tired of London, you're tired of life" well I got there ten years ago."
6. "Have you finished that Sudoku? Good, I really need to blow my nose."
7. "Three more fuckin words mate and I'll put ya to sleep!" -"Fuck off..." -"Right, two more and I'll fuckin deck ya.'"
9. '"My greed outweighs my need."
10. "Can you help me? I had to get someone to help me buy a ticket, now I need someone to tell me where to stick it"
Always Eighteen