Scott Rosenberg
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Overheard on the tram - Volume 7
1. "I just said; 'I was going to do it but my Karma ran over my Dogma."
2. "One thing I can tell you is my daschund won't be travelling economy. He won't."
3. "I was like - I don't care about my wallet, or keys or anything. I just want my pants! 'Cos I'm not going to a wedding in my jocks!"
4. "I'm with Arthur C. Clarke on that one, he said 'I don't believe in astrology - I'm a Taurus and we're very skeptical.'"
5. "She said those magic words you really don't want to hear from your doctor - 'Shall I lance that and get the pus out?"
6. "Well I guess, if you're gonna give me a little kid to beat up, ya may as well borrow my ute."
7. "If a woman fucks you in an aeroplane toilet, then proudly boasts about it, and the fact that it was unprotected sex and that she never wears underwear, there's only one word. Slapper.'"
8. "So... it's your birthday... and guess what I've got?" -"Um... Herpes?"
9. '"So if it's $3 or whatever for 2 hours, how long will I need?" - "Well I like to have dinner then stroll along the river, then maybe go drinking in a bar but you just probably need to go to a whorehouse and get laid so, let's say ten minutes?"
10. "My Google is smarter than you"
2. "One thing I can tell you is my daschund won't be travelling economy. He won't."
3. "I was like - I don't care about my wallet, or keys or anything. I just want my pants! 'Cos I'm not going to a wedding in my jocks!"
4. "I'm with Arthur C. Clarke on that one, he said 'I don't believe in astrology - I'm a Taurus and we're very skeptical.'"
5. "She said those magic words you really don't want to hear from your doctor - 'Shall I lance that and get the pus out?"
6. "Well I guess, if you're gonna give me a little kid to beat up, ya may as well borrow my ute."
8. "So... it's your birthday... and guess what I've got?" -"Um... Herpes?"
9. '"So if it's $3 or whatever for 2 hours, how long will I need?" - "Well I like to have dinner then stroll along the river, then maybe go drinking in a bar but you just probably need to go to a whorehouse and get laid so, let's say ten minutes?"
10. "My Google is smarter than you"
